AG: If you’re not too freaked out 8yall the 8ad things I’ve done……..
AG: Or the fact that I am an alien
AG: We could go on a d8? ::::0
This is my biggest guilty ship, no lie ;H; They’re such cuties!
What does that even mean?
it means unlike my human companions i have gone straight from the basic evolutionary stage of a gible to a mothafuckin mega garchomp ready to wreck yo shit
aint no dreamy thoughts of boys nor love here just spikes and scythe arms i reiterate ready to wreck yo shit
emma watson could get run over by a truck and still look good
why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!
only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base
I finally understand dubstep
sobs i wish it was winter already
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
that’s cool as fuck though